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Ceasefire Means Resume Fire

The ceasefire ended because it never started, and 6,000 sailors remain stuck watching history repeat.

▸ defectWikipedia: U.S. president Donald Trump says that the ceasefire between Iran and the United States is over, and that airstrikes will continue. However, he also states that negotiations can con▸ defectWikipedia: International Maritime Organization head Arsenio Dominguez reports that 6,000 seafarers are still stranded in the Strait of Hormuz and calls for a "maximum restraint and de-escalat▸ defectWikipedia: U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio notifies Congress that the U.S. will remove Syria as a "state sponsor of terrorism" after being listed as one since 1979 during the Assad regime▸ defectWikipedia: Brent Crude and West Texas Intermediate oil prices increase by at least 5% amidst the escalation in the Iran war, rising to US$78.01 and $73.86, respectively. (CNBC)▸ defectWikipedia: U.S. president Donald Trump says that the ceasefire between Iran and the United States is over, and that airstrikes will continue. However, he also states that negotiations can con▸ defectWikipedia: International Maritime Organization head Arsenio Dominguez reports that 6,000 seafarers are still stranded in the Strait of Hormuz and calls for a "maximum restraint and de-escalat▸ defectWikipedia: U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio notifies Congress that the U.S. will remove Syria as a "state sponsor of terrorism" after being listed as one since 1979 during the Assad regime▸ defectWikipedia: Brent Crude and West Texas Intermediate oil prices increase by at least 5% amidst the escalation in the Iran war, rising to US$78.01 and $73.86, respectively. (CNBC)

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  1. 01

    Announcing the ceasefire is over while simultaneously offering to negotiate is the diplomatic equivalent of hanging up during your own conference call.

    WikipediaU.S. president Donald Trump says that the ceasefire between Iran and the United States is over, and that airstrikes will continue. However, he also states that negotiations can con
  2. 02

    Six thousand seafarers stranded in a geopolitical chokepoint while officials call for restraint — the maritime version of thoughts and prayers.

    WikipediaInternational Maritime Organization head Arsenio Dominguez reports that 6,000 seafarers are still stranded in the Strait of Hormuz and calls for a "maximum restraint and de-escalat
  3. 03

    Removing a state-sponsor-of-terrorism designation after 47 years suggests either Syria reformed overnight or the list was always more vibes than policy.

    WikipediaU.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio notifies Congress that the U.S. will remove Syria as a "state sponsor of terrorism" after being listed as one since 1979 during the Assad regime

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  5. 05Lionel Messi
  6. 06.xyz
  7. 07Mitch McConnell
  8. 08The Odyssey (2026 film)
  9. 09Cristiano Ronaldo
  10. 10Gianni Infantino
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