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Institutional Meltdown

The adults are now indicting each other while the house burns down around them.

▸ defectWikipedia: The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) indicts former FBI director James Comey on two counts for allegedly threatening president Donald Trump on social media. This is the second time▸ defectWikipedia: The United Arab Emirates announces that it is leaving the oil exporter groups OPEC and OPEC+. (Reuters)▸ defectWikipedia: The U.S. justice department indicts David Morens, an ex-adviser to the former director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases Anthony Fauci, for allegedly con▸ defectWikipedia: The Seoul High Court sentences former South Korean first lady Kim Keon Hee to four years in prison after convicting her of stock price manipulation and bribery, overturning her ear▸ defectWikipedia: Air India, IndiGo, and SpiceJet inform the Indian government that the country's airline industry is on the verge of "stopping operations" because of cost increases related to the S▸ defectWikipedia: The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) indicts former FBI director James Comey on two counts for allegedly threatening president Donald Trump on social media. This is the second time▸ defectWikipedia: The United Arab Emirates announces that it is leaving the oil exporter groups OPEC and OPEC+. (Reuters)▸ defectWikipedia: The U.S. justice department indicts David Morens, an ex-adviser to the former director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases Anthony Fauci, for allegedly con▸ defectWikipedia: The Seoul High Court sentences former South Korean first lady Kim Keon Hee to four years in prison after convicting her of stock price manipulation and bribery, overturning her ear▸ defectWikipedia: Air India, IndiGo, and SpiceJet inform the Indian government that the country's airline industry is on the verge of "stopping operations" because of cost increases related to the S

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  1. 01

    Threatening the president on social media: a career path once reserved for randos in their basements, now available to former FBI directors.

    WikipediaThe U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) indicts former FBI director James Comey on two counts for allegedly threatening president Donald Trump on social media. This is the second time
  2. 02

    The UAE looked at OPEC's production quotas and Saudi Arabia's conference calls and decided unilateral action was less dysfunctional.

    WikipediaThe United Arab Emirates announces that it is leaving the oil exporter groups OPEC and OPEC+. (Reuters)
  3. 03

    The alleged cover-up of evidence about the pandemic's origins gets an indictment four years later, which is basically real-time by government standards.

    WikipediaThe U.S. justice department indicts David Morens, an ex-adviser to the former director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases Anthony Fauci, for allegedly con

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