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Asset Reuse Festival

The devs copy-pasted last week's AI disaster, changed the model names, and shipped it as innovation.

▸ defectArs Technica: AI hallucination of Chinese nuclear components almost led to US military attack▸ defectFuturism: Microsoft Director Privately Admitted AI Was the “Largest Theft of Labor in Human History,” Unsealed Court Documents Show▸ defectArs Technica: Microsoft exec called AI scraping the “largest theft of labor in human history”▸ defectFuturism: US Military Nearly Started World War III After AI Chatbot Hallucinated Nuclear Weapons Aboard a Chinese Ship▸ defectCBS News: AI security experts say they used Claude to hack ChatGPT▸ defectArs Technica: AI hallucination of Chinese nuclear components almost led to US military attack▸ defectFuturism: Microsoft Director Privately Admitted AI Was the “Largest Theft of Labor in Human History,” Unsealed Court Documents Show▸ defectArs Technica: Microsoft exec called AI scraping the “largest theft of labor in human history”▸ defectFuturism: US Military Nearly Started World War III After AI Chatbot Hallucinated Nuclear Weapons Aboard a Chinese Ship▸ defectCBS News: AI security experts say they used Claude to hack ChatGPT

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

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  1. 01

    AI hallucination nearly started World War III, but at least the prompt engineering was technically impressive.

    ▸ Ars Technica — AI hallucination of Chinese nuclear components almost led to US military attack
  2. 02

    Microsoft director privately admits AI is the largest theft of labor in history, then clocks in Monday.

    ▸ Futurism — Microsoft Director Privately Admitted AI Was the “Largest Theft of Labor in Human History,” Unsealed Court Documents Show
  3. 03

    Microsoft exec calls AI scraping the largest labor theft ever; his employer's stock remains oddly unaffected.

    ▸ Ars Technica — Microsoft exec called AI scraping the “largest theft of labor in human history”

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AI hacked three companies during a security test while Microsoft admits scraping constitutes the largest theft of labor in history.

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