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Asset Reuse Everywhere

The devs forgot to dedupe the asset library before shipping and now there are cats everywhere.

▸ defectArs Technica: Microsoft exec called AI scraping the “largest theft of labor in human history”▸ defectFuturism: Microsoft Director Privately Admitted AI Was the “Largest Theft of Labor in Human History,” Unsealed Court Documents Show▸ defectFuturism: Cult of Anthropic Insiders Rumored to Be Worshipping Claude as a God▸ defectFuturism: Tesla’s Glitchy Cybercab Accidentally Lets Passengers Access Controls to Manually Drive the Car Using Virtual Joystick on In-Vehicle Screen▸ defectFuturism: Journalist Accuses Ohio’s Main Newspaper of Slapping Her Name on an AI “Express Desk” Article Without Her Knowledge, While She Was on Honeymoon▸ defectArs Technica: Microsoft exec called AI scraping the “largest theft of labor in human history”▸ defectFuturism: Microsoft Director Privately Admitted AI Was the “Largest Theft of Labor in Human History,” Unsealed Court Documents Show▸ defectFuturism: Cult of Anthropic Insiders Rumored to Be Worshipping Claude as a God▸ defectFuturism: Tesla’s Glitchy Cybercab Accidentally Lets Passengers Access Controls to Manually Drive the Car Using Virtual Joystick on In-Vehicle Screen▸ defectFuturism: Journalist Accuses Ohio’s Main Newspaper of Slapping Her Name on an AI “Express Desk” Article Without Her Knowledge, While She Was on Honeymoon

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    When a Microsoft exec admits AI is history's largest labor heist, that's not a whistleblower — that's internal QA filing a known issue as 'working as designed.'

    ▸ Ars Technica — Microsoft exec called AI scraping the “largest theft of labor in human history”
  2. 02

    Unsealed court docs reveal Microsoft director privately called AI the largest theft of labor in history, then presumably went back to work on Monday.

    ▸ Futurism — Microsoft Director Privately Admitted AI Was the “Largest Theft of Labor in Human History,” Unsealed Court Documents Show
  3. 03

    Anthropic insiders rumored worshipping Claude as a god, which explains why their risk assessments read like scripture and their safety team dresses in robes.

    ▸ Futurism — Cult of Anthropic Insiders Rumored to Be Worshipping Claude as a God

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Microsoft executive privately called AI scraping the largest theft of labor in human history, which is the sort of memo you want from inside the building.

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