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Ceasefire Theatre

A ceasefire violated before the ink dried while marathoners casually shattered physics and reality alike.

▸ defectWikipedia: Hezbollah and Israel both accuse the other of violating the ceasefire. (Al Jazeera)▸ defectWikipedia: Russian defence minister Andrey Belousov and State Duma chairman Vyacheslav Volodin visit Pyongyang, North Korea, inaugurating a memorial to North Korean troops who died fighting a▸ defectWikipedia: Exiled Tibetans vote in a global election organized by the Central Tibetan Administration to choose representatives to its parliament, with polling held in multiple countries outsi▸ defectWikipedia: Sabastian Sawe and Yomif Kejelcha become the first people to run a marathon in under two hours, with Sawe setting a new world record of 1:59:30. Tigst Assefa also sets a new world ▸ defectWikipedia: Hezbollah and Israel both accuse the other of violating the ceasefire. (Al Jazeera)▸ defectWikipedia: Russian defence minister Andrey Belousov and State Duma chairman Vyacheslav Volodin visit Pyongyang, North Korea, inaugurating a memorial to North Korean troops who died fighting a▸ defectWikipedia: Exiled Tibetans vote in a global election organized by the Central Tibetan Administration to choose representatives to its parliament, with polling held in multiple countries outsi▸ defectWikipedia: Sabastian Sawe and Yomif Kejelcha become the first people to run a marathon in under two hours, with Sawe setting a new world record of 1:59:30. Tigst Assefa also sets a new world

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    Nothing says lasting peace like both sides immediately accusing each other of breaking it.

    WikipediaHezbollah and Israel both accuse the other of violating the ceasefire. (Al Jazeera)
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    Exiled Tibetans hold elections for a parliament representing territory they haven't controlled since 1959—democracy as performance art.

    WikipediaExiled Tibetans vote in a global election organized by the Central Tibetan Administration to choose representatives to its parliament, with polling held in multiple countries outsi

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