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Mid-Century Speedrun

We're now scheduling military strikes and pride parades around disaster tolls that would've stopped the 20th century cold.

▸ defectWikipedia: The South Korean ocean ministry reports that two vessels operated by Korean shipping companies have successfully transited through the Strait of Hormuz after being stranded for mon▸ defectWikipedia: Over 10,000 people gather at the Budapest Pride in Hungary, the first pride march in the city since former prime minister Viktor Orbán was voted out in April. The event occurs foll▸ defectWikipedia: The United Nations estimates that the earthquakes caused approximately US$6.7 billion in direct physical damage, equivalent to about 6% of Venezuela's gross domestic product. (AFP ▸ defectWikipedia: The South Korean ocean ministry reports that two vessels operated by Korean shipping companies have successfully transited through the Strait of Hormuz after being stranded for mon▸ defectWikipedia: Over 10,000 people gather at the Budapest Pride in Hungary, the first pride march in the city since former prime minister Viktor Orbán was voted out in April. The event occurs foll▸ defectWikipedia: The United Nations estimates that the earthquakes caused approximately US$6.7 billion in direct physical damage, equivalent to about 6% of Venezuela's gross domestic product. (AFP

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Two ships finally escaped the Strait of Hormuz after months stranded, which is a normal thing that happens in functioning trade systems.

    WikipediaThe South Korean ocean ministry reports that two vessels operated by Korean shipping companies have successfully transited through the Strait of Hormuz after being stranded for mon
  2. 02

    Budapest celebrates its first pride march since Orbán left by pretending ten thousand people gathering is the headline and not everything else happening today.

    WikipediaOver 10,000 people gather at the Budapest Pride in Hungary, the first pride march in the city since former prime minister Viktor Orbán was voted out in April. The event occurs foll
  3. 03

    The UN valued Venezuela's earthquake damage at 6% of GDP, because even natural disasters require a percentage and a press release now.

    WikipediaThe United Nations estimates that the earthquakes caused approximately US$6.7 billion in direct physical damage, equivalent to about 6% of Venezuela's gross domestic product. (AFP

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